Would you like to meet my friend?
He's Mr. Confidential
He likes to keep it clean
Not to mention...

If you like your privacy
Let's keep this confidential
We can move ahead with speed
And we'll treat you special... confidentially!

(repeat first verse)

He likes his privacy
Let's keep this confidential
We can move ahead with speed
And we'll treat you special... confidentially!

(repeat first and second verse)

I'll take pictures if you please
You know a picture is a mouthful
We can confiscate the keys
If you think it would be helpful...
If you like your privacy...
Let's keep this confidential
We can move ahead with speed
And we'll treat you very... confidentially!

Sweet basil and a hint of thyme
Curry powder and i know he's mine
Jamaica ginger on a pie crust lime
I only hope there's room for wine

Dinner's ready at a quarter to nine
Ground cumin and the salad's fine
Pink salt with a touch of sage
I only know i improve with age
Sweet basil and a hint of thyme
Curry powder and i know he's mine, oh yeah!

I want my milk
but you didn't say please
Give me my milk
and a dinner roll please
What about the prayer?
hail mary full of grace
And about her hair?
is it all in place

Please pass my my milk
and the parmesagn cheese
What about a chair?
how does everything taste?
What'd ya do to your hair?
is it all in place

Chili pepper with a slice of lime
A squeeze of lemon and i'm feeling fine
Salt and pepper and its just in time
Sweet basil and a hint of thyme
Tarragon with a light saffron
Won't be long til the fennel's gone
Summer sausage and a hint of jam
Hazel nuts and a slice of ham
Sweet basil and a hint of thyme
Curry powder and i know he's mine, oh yeah!

(repeat chorus)

Feelin good you know I feel so fine
it’s a nice day and the weather’s fine
and if you go outside or plan a trip...
I tell you hey baby well you’re my kinda chick

How's the weather over there?
O its so fine
How's the weather over there?
Well its quite divine
How's the weather over there?
Let’s celebrate!
How's the weather over there?
What’s the going rate?

Feelin good you know I feel so great
it’s a nice evening for a special kinda date and if you come inside or go downtown
I tell you hey baby we can fool around

How's the weather over there?
O its so fine
How's the weather over there?
Well its quite divine
How's the weather over there?
Let’s celebrate!
How's the weather over there?
What’s the going date?

Hooray!
It’s the Yankee Doodle Parade
On the corner of Main
It comes every May
On Memorial Day
Under Hollywood sun
Where celebrities come
Its All American fun

Yes indeed today’s the day of Yankee Doodle’s Dandy Parade
With so many stars in their motor cars
Come and join the marching band – and the dancers too!
Mind your step and let the girls be handy

Hooray!
Yes it’s the big day
Hip hip and hooray
Come and join the Parade

Step it up and keep in time
Soon you’ll have a Valentine
The moon in your eyes shows a love of Paradise
And next to none there’s only one Dandy Parade

That Yankee Dandy, he’s the one
Gifts of joy for everyone
A Patriot too
in red white and blue
When Yankee Doodle comes to town People gather around
Mind your step and let the boys be handy

Alternate lyrics:

One potata two potata three potata pie, I’ll take four and you take five
Meet me on the corner at half past eight, Tell that Nicholas not to be late
Alexander get around and bring up the car, Remember if they ask you we’re not goin far
One potata two potata keepin in time, So why don’t you move over and let me drive
that Yankee Doodle what cat, he stuck a feather in his hat
that dandy dude is mighty fine, Yankee Doodle keep it in time
One potata two potata three potata pie, One potata two potata keep it in time

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oo-awoo mushrooms (x2)
Oh last night - what a trip! I don’t know what I was on
Had a blast - o what a kick! I haven't felt that way in so long
A bit of confusion, mass confusion triggers my brain
and makes my sane was gone
and so I sing to you my friends, my love song
o won’t you join me?
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oo-awoo mushrooms (x2)

Oh last night - what a trip! I don’t know what I was on
Had a blast - o what a kick! I haven't felt that way in so long

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oo-awoo mushrooms (x8)

Oh happy i am to be with you
I couldn't ask for better friends than all of you

For continued freshness.....refrigerate
after opening...keep me good
for i have....the best taste

if something deep inside starts to spoil me
you make no sense at all in the what?
if i ask you whats your pleasure...the music?
like birds of a feather, i want both
i want both

I’m the nightcrawler everyday
I’m the nightcrawler don't come my way
I’m the night crawler won't you take my hand? do you understand?
do you understand?
do you understand?

if the door is open...and I’m inside
try recycling.....keep me clean
for i have...the best taste

I’ve been waiting for so long Pack your bags today
Now we’re goin on our way to South America
We will make our own love song Soon we’re on our way
To South America

Welcome to Rio, Rio de Janeiro
The land of sunshine with beaches and dance
We’ve landed in Rio, Rio de Janeiro
The place where lovers go for romance

So don’t be late
You know we have a dancing date
Underneath the moonbeams
With the girl of your dreams
And so we do the tango

I have learned to love it here in Montevideo
Quinto seems like a place that I could call home
As a young girl who would believe?
I’d find you here alone with me?
Heaven sent you from above
Wake me up I must be dreamin

I can't wait till she sits down Will you sit down?
and I can't wait till she shuts up Will you shut up?
Imagine that she’s good friends with you Can you believe that?
and I can’t wait till she sits down Will you sit down?

Please.
Do you think that girls insane?
Does that girl have a brain?
(repeat)

I can't wait till she sits down Will you sit down?
and I can't wait till she shuts up Will you shut up?!
Do you think that girls insane?
Does that girl have a brain?
(repeat)

I can't wait till she sits down Will you sit down?
and I can't wait till she shuts up Will you shut up?

Alternate lyrics:

Do you think that girl’s insane?
Does that girl have a brain?
Do you think that girl’s insane?
I bet she has a pretty name

He’s too fat, he doesn’t get any
She’s too rich, she doesn’t need any
He’s too lean, he’s a green bean
She’s too short, way too short
She’s too tall, she doesn’t get any
He’s too mean, he doesn’t greet any
She’s so thin, ‘cept she’s gotta double chin
He’s so shy, you gotta wonder why

Too rich too thin, too small too fat
If it’s not some of this then its gimme some of that
Full moon above with a big black cat You never really know just where one’s at

He’s too slow
She’s too bold
He’s too poor
The perfect match
Oh what a catch!

He’s too slow, he can’t catch any
She’s too bold, she can’t attract any
He’s so poor, he’s a bore and a chore

The perfect match
Oh what a catch!

(repeat first verse)

Alternate lyrics:

Too rich too thin, too tall too lean
You’ll find a perfect match one day in your dreams
Too small too slow too short too mean

Look for the perfect match on the Silver Screen